after so long together

After so long together.. so many words passed between you and him, and all the love you thought there could ever be was shared. you wake up out of this dream only to realize that the hand you reached for every morning is no longer there, as it never will be again. you wonder why God chose you to go through this nightmare, this pain of wanting someone you cant have back, and why everything; the love of your life ever said to you was all lies. He's found somebody else, and as your heart is breaking, his is being overtaken by her. but remember this..everyone has that one person out there, who will love you and cherish you until your dying day, and eventho it may not seem true now.. that day will come and you will realize that the man you were once inlove with was just a taste of everything to come in this new love. and the feeling of finally knowing youve found that one person will overturn the feeling of pain and sufferring. Learn to let go, and learn to trust again.. for if you live your life in wonder, that's wasted time of what could be passion, and happines, and if that happiness is wasted, its a moment never to be given back. Love life and live it to the fullest.

meet you in heaven

after a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the gates of heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — "hello" "how are you! We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! how do i get in?" 

"you have to spell a word". Saint Peter told her.

"which word?" the woman asked. 

"Love" 

The woman correctly spelled "love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said.. "how have you been?" "oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died.." her husband told her. "i married the beautiful nurse who took care of you while you were ill and died."

And then i won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I  traveled all around the world.. We were on vacation and i went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head and here I am. How do i get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him..

"which word?" her husband asked.. 

"czechoslovakia"

hehehe… 

apples and grapes

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree..Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy…

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And… Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with…